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01Lambiero:
A thermos bottle has a "thermo" sensor in the cap.  I thought everyone knew that.    NO, I never ever thought of puting my wife in a microwave oven.  Ball-Mason jars, maybe.  Put your wife in the trunk of your car with your dog.  Come back in an hour and open it and see which is happy to see you.

Jim

CCIE:
Thermos can be used for cold things too? I always thought it was only for hot coffee while working on Lamborghini replica in cold days. Wow now I can work on my replica on warm days and have cold drinks!!!! Good and very useful information Thank you...

Microwave... put cold food in, push a button, get hot food out.
Wish there was a device you could put wife/significant other with headache in, push a button, get horny wife/significant other out.

But never ever ever put your significant other in a microwave, it will only make their head swell and give them even a greater headache, you will be stuck getting pocked by bubba and your replica will be sold off for peanuts or worst trashed/junked.

Thanks again for the Thermos info, very usefull info… Now I have a reason to wait until the next summer to work on my replica so I can have a cold drink

dratts:
I don't know how this turned into humor, but it's my kind of humor!  Thanks guys.

Murci-Me:
Very usefull information! Thanks for the "heads up" warning about the toilet bowl cleaner, I often wondered about that.
The thermos is by far the most ingenious invention ever though. You put hot liquids in, and they stay hot. You put cold liquids in, and they stay cold. How does it know? Simply ingenious.

CCIE:
Toilet bowl cleaner… It is blue in color but don’t try to drink it, ever… If you think by drinking Toilet Bowl cleaner will flush out your system think again. By the way Thomas Crapper was not the inventor of the toilet bowl. That Honor lies with Sir John Harington… Thought you ought to know while working on your Lamborghini Replica….

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