got jumped

[eddie]

HEY JIM, those were Zika mosquitoes , not only I was protecting me but your wifes and GFs,  I'm off to Home Depot to get some more spray.

[01Lambiero]

Sorry BUT as a "good" citizen, I sent your name and address to the EPA, the DNR and the ASPCA.  They will be visiting you to check out any canisters containing Hydrofluorocarbon 152A or any of 37 propellants that may or may not be harmful to insects, dogs, ants, moths, or earthworms.  As you should have known, most mosquitoes have been put on an endangered species list.  Consequences may include water torture, life sentence with your mother in-law, jail time, loss of house, painting a school bus with a q-tip, and or fines.

01

[ncrazyballa]

its a bit early in the day to start drinking dont you think?

[eddie]

So you a$$holes think you're bad now cause you jumped me!?? ....I pulled up to MY house, got out the of car and was immediately attacked. They hit me in my face, my arms and my neck. I fought hard as I could but there was too many of them. I kept thinking if I can just get in my house Im going to KILL them all....swinging all the way to my door, I was running and hoping I didn't drop my keys. The streets are one thing but attacking me at MY house...in front of my family?!!! OH HECK NO!!! ALL of you are going to die tonight. I get in my house and grab my weapon and I prayed for strength...braced myself and went back outside. They came at me again ...but this time I was ready. I sprayed them all......... DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!...I was so mad.......I hate mosquitoes......LOL!!!