Author Topic: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?  (Read 4805 times)

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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2014, 08:03:56 PM »
You are a true cloney when...you ingest more than half of the bondo that you spread in dust.  This makes you a "Bondified Cloney".
you use your wifes mixmaster to stir the cream hardener into the Kittyhair.
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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2014, 09:46:45 PM »
Just thought of another one today!

You know your a cloney when your UPS guy, and or mail man regularly stop in to check on your build!!!
I met a man with a dollar, we exchanged dollars and we still had a dollar. I met a man with an idea, we exchanged ideas and now we both have two ideas!!!

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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2014, 01:04:07 PM »

                 you have a three stall garage and all of your drivers are sitting outside.

Haha. Glad im not the only one.

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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2014, 10:12:48 AM »
You are a "Certified Cloney" when:
                 you take parts off of your wife's car to finish your build.
                 you have a three stall garage and all of your drivers are sitting outside.
                 you have "Fast Food" delivery phone numbers written all over the garage walls.
                 you wake up under your replica and it's 10:00 am and you don't know what day it is.
                 you fall asleep while cutting steel on your bandsaw.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2014, 10:19:17 AM by 01Lambiero »
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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2014, 09:39:52 AM »
You know you are a Cloney when you cannot WAIT to see the UPS/ FEDEX/ USPS truck at your door bringing those parts that you won on EBAY

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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2014, 10:46:26 PM »
I have nothing ::tongue This is all so true I'm so glad to hear I'm not the only one with these issues!  By far the greatest thread love it!!!
« Last Edit: April 11, 2014, 08:10:53 AM by usmc_butler »

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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2014, 03:17:48 PM »
You know you're a cloney when you go into the garage at 9am and only come out for bathroom brakes, work till your head hurts because you forgot to eat,come out at 9pm, angry that you are too tired to work anymore because you always screw up when you are tired, and not only do you not consider it cruel and unusual punishment, you can't wait to do it again!
« Last Edit: April 06, 2014, 03:23:26 PM by Havemurci »

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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2014, 10:08:54 AM »
You know you are a cloney when, your build cost is actually 3-5 times more than what your wife believes you have invested!!!   :-X

You've convinced your wife that picking up the body for your car would make a great vacation!!!  :LL:

Every corner of your house has some sort of car part in it!!!

You spend more time thinking about how to mount the body then having sex!!!

You are "concidered crazy" by friends/coworkers that think the below picture is what you are building, but you continue to cram useless Lamborghini facts down there throat anyway!!!   ::beers
« Last Edit: April 06, 2014, 10:14:17 AM by Purple LP670 SV »
I met a man with a dollar, we exchanged dollars and we still had a dollar. I met a man with an idea, we exchanged ideas and now we both have two ideas!!!

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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2014, 09:13:51 PM »
You know you are a Cloney when you travel long distance to meet others from the forum, just to talk about Lamborghini's for hours.

You know you are a Cloney when you are happy to get half melted OE parts to help make a replica part.

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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2014, 07:59:45 PM »
When you miss your exit on the PA Turnpike while wondering if the door glass on the car next to you will be a suitable replacement for your replica.  Next exit thirteen miles! Great! lol
I did that last week on the way home from work. ::duh

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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2014, 06:24:28 PM »
It's not just cars.  I have been way better at collecting projects than finishing them for years.

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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2014, 06:12:43 PM »
When you start three more projects and you haven't finished the first one ::scratch ::beers
Best thread yet

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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2014, 04:14:50 PM »
YES ..... how did you know  :LL:
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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2014, 04:02:15 PM »





...oh, you mean CLONEy...









Now that's better! ;)
« Last Edit: April 05, 2014, 04:47:09 PM by BigPines »
If I don't have time to do it right, when will I have time to do it over?

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Re: You know you are a "Cloney" when...?
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2014, 03:53:36 PM »

 :LL:
Have I gone beyond 'cloney' .....when I've got my wife on board ......? 888o
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